delivered
the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”
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Delivered
Delivered means your man left you on delivered. Not because they are not interested in you but because they are in love with you <33
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Delivered by Youdonthavethisname July 20, 2023
Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina by TheDonald June 12, 2009
Delivered Duchess
Delivered Duchess by Mattywatty69 June 27, 2025
on delivered
on delivered by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021
left on delivered
When you've been snapchatting/texting with your crush and she doesn't even want to open your snap/text.
Worse than being left on read, believe me.
Worse than being left on read, believe me.
Yo, tanya left me on delivered mane i need your help!
Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered
Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered
left on delivered by nelo. January 2, 2019
left on delivered
Worse than being left on open. They are definitely avoiding you, They can’t evn be bothered to open your text! Usaly can tell if it says they are still active on social media or have done other things eg. Post on story, text in group chat.
left on delivered by The.Bright.Light December 1, 2018
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