the most kindest person you will ever meet , she is so kind hearted that she's also perfect , don't hurt her because she is already hurt , treat her right and make her happy , she always puts herself before family and friends , she isn't popular but is well known , she is one of the greatest people you will ever meet! treat her right or else I'm coming for you.
by jamoolaaa November 15, 2022
He will beat your face in like the malia you are; watch out for that stupid malia; he fell down the stairs like a malia.
by Thomas Cwiok August 07, 2003
the war god of hawaii
a hellbent little bitch ready to suck your life away to only ruin anothers
beware the malia
also the word substitute for fuck
a hellbent little bitch ready to suck your life away to only ruin anothers
beware the malia
also the word substitute for fuck
by regulator666 September 11, 2009
a) something that appears sweet on the outside, but is bitter to the core on the inside.
b) a manipulative person who pretends to be something they aren't; one with a dishonorable agenda.
c) one who plays victim in order to win opportunistic friendships.
d) a female character synonymous to Iago in Othello.
b) a manipulative person who pretends to be something they aren't; one with a dishonorable agenda.
c) one who plays victim in order to win opportunistic friendships.
d) a female character synonymous to Iago in Othello.
ie. you've become so transparent in your set-up, that i'm almost tempted to call you malia.
ie. i've heard from friends of friends of friends that you're actually very malia.
ie. i've heard from friends of friends of friends that you're actually very malia.
by plum11 August 26, 2011
by icejjbitch March 17, 2017
NOT AN OBJECT LIKE ALL OF THESE OTHER ONES ARE SAYING. She is not afraid to speak her mind when something is important to her. Nicest girl you'll ever meet. Very loyal to her friends. She is a hard book to open, but once she opens up, she will talk with you for hours until 3 am. She will love you forever. Being her friend is amazing because she will always be there for you. She is prettiest when she doesn't even try. If you meet a Malia, be kind to her. She tends to give everything away and makes no time for herself. She is very selfless. She often over thinks things. Never let a Malia go.
by Puppylover278 January 05, 2019
the most timelessly beautiful woman you'll ever meet. Malia's are energetic, positive, thoughtful, sexy, caring, and loving people. They make excellent partners too. Sensitive and passionate. Make very loyal friends. Very opinionated and stubborn but is the nicest person you will ever meet. typically brunette, amazing eyes, colorful and unique. Almost too pretty to describe. Very good taste in music, a very talented surfer. Best legs you'll see. Toned and tight. If you've found a malia, word of advice: don't let her go, you'll never find any other girl as amazing ever again!
by maliaspear October 21, 2014