Krampussy

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird April 9, 2016

krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.

Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.

by Jin Chui January 15, 2008

Kramer

Someone who habitually bursts into doors unexpected. This can be at an office or at somebody's home or apartment. The intrusion causes negative attention from everybody in the room. It can disrupt conversation, ruin appetite, or cause a major cockblock.
In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.

(Mark violently enters break room at the paper company and everybody looks at him)
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.

by MmarkyMmarx June 8, 2010

Krampovitis

A medical condition in which a man's nipples are permanently stiff, and will poke through their shirt.

Holy crap! That guys Krampovitis just shredded his shirt!

by Yak5711 December 12, 2009

Kampen

Kampen is a name given to a very special kind of person. No one quite knows how each of the world's various Kampens came to be, nevertheless, every person knows at least one Kampen. A Kampen is a human being, always of the male gender, who just has no fucking clue. He constantly makes shithead remarks that no one asked for, and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that everybody on planet Earth has a brain except him. These men have no brain. One would wonder how each of the world's Kampens managed to survive the amount of time that they have, but you can rest assured that natural selection will weed them out eventually.

Some characteristics of Kampens:

- Plays Fortnite

- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.

- Asks what model phone is that

- Asks what games are on that phone

- Asks how long you've had your phone for

- White

- Probably a Christian

- Wears shorts, every fucking day

- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip

- Voice is squeaky as fuck

- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean

- Definitely a virgin

- Makes Yo Mama jokes

It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.

Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.

by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019

Kramerica

Derived from the lexicon of Seinfeld, and more properly known as Kramerica Industries, it is a holding company for Cosmo Kramer's various (and often zany) undertakings.

Also may be adapted from the last name of anyone who really isn't doing much with his/her life.

Bushmerica Industries is really going down the shitter. Hopefully it will be taken over in November.

by Michael B. March 2, 2004