Christmas Eve; 'twas treacherous last year. Felt like an eternity.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.
by Har-Har December 24, 2009
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The Black Friday for procrastinators.
What's today? Christmas Eve!? Time to start shopping.
by corporaltyler December 24, 2009
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A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
by a random eggplant November 11, 2018
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The excitement that ensues the night before a big day; similar to the excitement felt the night before opening those long awaited Christmas presents
"So, your flight for Cancun leaves tomorrow morning. Are you totally Christmas Eveing right now?!"
by pretty and poe November 22, 2009
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the day before christmas day, often called christmas eve but is infact a celebration of the birthday of the oldest member of one direction
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i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan! that would explain why you're so fruity!
by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021
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Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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