Definitions by TheBestBird

mein kampfy chair 

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

mein kampfy chair by TheBestBird April 9, 2016

hipster mom 

A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.

Common Antonyms: Social life.

I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.

hipster mom by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

donald trumps hair 

Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.

Did you see Donald trumps hair? Its fucking weird!

donald trumps hair by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

wearing a hoodie in florida 

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide

Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

wearing a hoodie in florida by TheBestBird April 8, 2016