Hitler's description of the little known piece of furniture he lost his virginity to.
Can also be used by neo-Nazis to describe furniture that they believe mirrors their political beliefs in its attitude to who can sit on it. Unfortunately, discrimination is still evident in some living rooms to this day. Help stamp it out.
Can also be used by neo-Nazis to describe furniture that they believe mirrors their political beliefs in its attitude to who can sit on it. Unfortunately, discrimination is still evident in some living rooms to this day. Help stamp it out.
A Hitler: Mein Kampfy chair was one of the best chairs of all time! of all time!
or:
Some wanker: You're not white enough to sit on this chair! Fuck off out of my kampfy chair.
or:
Some wanker: You're not white enough to sit on this chair! Fuck off out of my kampfy chair.
by IlConsigliere March 9, 2011
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Get the Kampfy mug.What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016
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Get the mein kampfy chair mug.An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:
1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).
2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).
3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.
Example:
Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'
Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).
2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).
3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.
Example:
Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'
Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016
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Jim: (Whilst Playing CoD WoW) "Yo dude I keep dying, where am I getting shot from"
Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
by jsd1027 June 22, 2011
Get the Mein Kampfing mug.Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*
by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003
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