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not a shot 

when you are such a fag that you are unable to complete an entire shot of liquor
Greg: That's plenty
Megan: No it is not a shot, dumbass!
Greg: I'm a bitch
not a shot by hanetrain January 25, 2014
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Mikalyn Glamour Shot 

A fun fashionable girl that loves to party and make her own fashion line. She's perfect for filling your closet with clothes. She also loves to make her own fabric.
"Look at her clothes. She's a definitely a Mikalyn Glamour Shot."

Slurp and Chirp Belly Shot 

The act of a woman giving a man oral sex until he cums in her mouth at which point she spits it onto his stomach and then she sucks it up again and swallows it like a belly shot.
Clara laid me down on my back and blew me until I unloaded in her mouth. Instead of swallowing she spit it all over my stomach. Disappointment was starting to set in when she completely redeemed herself and sucked it all up off my belly . She told me its the "Slurp and Chirp Belly shot".

Harlem Hook Shot 

When you slap someone with your erect penis across the face.
Tyrone gave Sandy a Harlem Hook Shot and now she has a bruise on her face.

feedlot cum-shot 

To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.
Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!

portuguese heart shot 

Hunting term;

Where an animal is running away from you, and you can skillfully place a shot (with the appropriate caliber) dead center in the clacker without wasting meat on either side.

This differs from a “Texas Heart Shot” where the shot is due to a lack of accuracy.
The Camel 🐪 was running away as he nominated “PORTUGUESE HEART SHOT!!” right as he lead pilled it in the dohnut hole.
portuguese heart shot by EXP101 April 22, 2018