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cheesepuff 

An individual that puts on a bigger front than he really has. Same as a braggart, but less savory.
Don't let that cheesepuff bullshit you.
cheesepuff by tradesman March 31, 2003

Cheesemuffin 

Wife, Girlfriend, Close Friend
you lookin fine my little cheesemuffin!

what would i do without my cheesemuffin.

Wanna be my cheesemuffin!?!?!?

cheekpuff 

When lesbians engage in a 69 sitiation and the other farts in one's mouth causing a sudden cheek expansion.
"Omg, did you just fart in my mouth? Your fart was so big my cheeks looked like I was a member of the hubba bubba club."

"Yes dear it's the latest sex move the cheekpuff "
cheekpuff by Sarah's neighbour September 22, 2021

cheese puff

A sensational snack eaten for pure snacking or can be thrown at other people to show affection. And the person cheese puffed must show a good sign to the cheese puffer so he/she can get the OK to date or possibly kiss.
Man, this cheese puff is good.

OR
Joe:Arlan just cheese puffed her.And she laughed
Bob:OMG!! Seriously?! Ricky's gonna be pissed.

cheese puff

to place one's mouth over the butthole and blow a short, powerful blast of air into the anus.
my rusty trombone was immediately followed by a cheese puff.
cheese puff by gsodthecluck July 24, 2009

cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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