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the vesti 

A message board on IGN that is infamous for its randomness, a place of internet evil, where the lowest life forms gather to share their everyday experiences.
ZOMG, so the vesti leik insulted my ability to womanize, but im still the man, amirite?
the vesti by Cropman December 15, 2008

The Vestibule

Described as a "test run" of the IGN boards, it is currently the most-used forum on IGN. It is frequently called "The Spam Board". As of 2005, the Vestibule has accumulated over 100 million posts. It is commonly referred to as "Teh Vesti" or "The Vesti" by its regulars. At the beginning of 2006, the Vesti was nearly overrun by noobs, or newly registerd users. Many of these users spammed the boards unmercifully to add posts to their post count. The Vestibule lost many regulars in 2006 including: The.Boss, raffaelhookel, and Charcoal2k. Since then, many users have complained that The Vestibule has declined in quality.
I'd better fap furiously to this pic of goddess bunny because it's on The Vestibule!!!!11one11!!!
The Vestibule by Ivebeenpermad August 6, 2006

The vertically elevated land 

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.
“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

French kissing the vertical smile 

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.
Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

The Vestible 

i need a reason to commit suicide, lets visit the Vestibule!!
The Vestible by Tomicide November 19, 2004

Venti the uhh

Venti is barbie toes and he has a umm what is it called a harp?
Xiao: I found out venti the uhh🤔 is barbie toes

Almond tofu: omg wow
Venti the uhh by the genshin simp😍 September 9, 2021
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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