Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".
Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
The absolute classic surf film. A must see for all surfers. When surfing is thought of, the endless summer should come to mind, and when the endless summer is thought of bliss. Director, narrator, and surfer Bruce Brown captures the sport in its greatest glory. Following the summer around the world, finding the best surf spots with the warm waters of and endless paradise.
Yo, you wanna gowatch endless summer?
Yeah, i love this movie.
When a girl gives a guy a handjob using both hands putting one stroke down while the other right behind it going constantly down the shaft making it feel like your “willy” is going through an Endless Tunnel
“Dude, She gave me the Endless Tunnel till it exploded last night”
2. A random 2014 pink floyd album that nobody asked for, most of it is just The Division Bell unreleased songs, there is only 2 songs that has lyrics, but one of them is just some dude talking, the last one is actually a song, "louder than words" is the only song from the endless river that actually is new. Even though it is the biggest shit pink floyd ever made since 1987´s "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" It still managed to peak at #3 on Billbord, i think it only peaked so high becouse pink floyd name was in it.
1. I have an endless river of problems!
If you keep searching on The urban dictionary, you will never reach the end of the river.
2. Have you herd "The endless river"
Yes. It´s shit. 10/10.
The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.
You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.
By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
One of the best songs ever created by the best band ever to form.
1. Holy fucking shit dude, i fucking love Selkies: The Endless Obsession, it's my favorite song.
2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard -yeah i know.
3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.