dudeman's definitions

electric six

Not Britsh you moron. Detroit based rock band. Famous for their compulsive lying, bizarre style and friendship with the White Stripes.

Dick Valentine was disapointingly boring on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

bag tag

originating from the game of tag, where several parties (generaly male) flick each others testicles with their hands without intent to injure, but to send an unpleasant twinge to the other person's testicles.

"bag tag you're it!"

by DUDEMAN September 2, 2004

Hogly

A truly ugly woman. This is a contraction of "homely" and "ugly". Attributed to some stoner movie where the guy says "This one's hogly!"

Chris said he macked fine ass bitches, however, when I scoped them skanks, they was quite hogly!

by Dudeman September 26, 2003

Jonsen

To be going through withdrawals usually associated with drugs. More specifically marijuana.

Got any pot Pip? I'm jonsen.

by Dudeman January 10, 2004

oasis

got rid of guigsy and bonehead and replaced them with a couple of people to stand in the back ground for some reason. produced the best album (definitely maybe) and best song (supersonic) of all time. their knebworth gig was voted the 3rd best ever. however the same listy had coldplay at V2003 in the top 10, so it's probably not too reliable. they obviously should have been 1st.

another annoying thing about that list is that my friend was supposed to be able to get me on the guest list to a libertines gig but he couldn't because the person he knew who knew someone at the forum started working a different shift to him so i'm like 'ok, so i don't go, how good can one gig possibly be, and then it gets placed as the 19th best gig EVER! slightly annoying you can imagine.

by dudeman April 30, 2004

bollocks

1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.

a:That film was bollocks!

b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.

a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

by dudeman April 24, 2004