Chavoor 

A common Assyrian last name found in the middle east. Chavoor's will do your taxes, bring you tomatoes, and play you any prefabricated American song on the clarinet or harmonica. Often found wearing sweater vests and bow ties. Will take you in as family; however, never tell a Chavoor you are a republican, they often hold grudges. Becomes easily anxious in large crowds and frequently retreat to their own room.

Literal translation of Chavoor
1. "To surround".

Chavoor by chavoor4 February 5, 2010

Chavorca 

Chavorca means someone who knows a lot when it comes to the sport of Boxing.

"Chavorca knew exactly who would win in this fight"

Chavorca by Julio Cesar Chavez Sr February 7, 2008

Chavocracy 

A so-called 'Democracy' whereby the unintelligent masses decide who governs a country.

Often convinced to vote for a particular party with buzz words or hot phrases with ease, rather than persuaded with logic.

YOU: "So, the Tories no longer hold the same views towards taxes as they once did, albeit this recession is largely to blame. All the same, it'll be UKIP for me this year. What do you think?"

CHAV 1: "Me? I'm votin' BNP, innit. Dat leader bloke is wellll fit."

CHAV 2: "Innit."

CHAV 3: "Innit."

YOU: "Democracy? More like Chavocracy."

Chavocracy by BattleSnake January 5, 2010

Chavoruco 

An amalgamation of the slang terms "Ruco" (Old/Senior) and "Chavo" (Lad/Kid).

Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in Mexico to describe a middle aged person who tries to act much younger than they really are.

Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for girls at the club and sporting either a man bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?

Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.

"Dude, who are those four guys by the bar? I think it's Imagine Dragons"
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on girls. Ew, total chavorucos."

Chavoruco by chloemx January 25, 2019

Chavworld 

A forum which was set up a long time ago by the mysterty man that is Quaid which became the new home of most of Chavscum's members as Chavscum has all but gone down the pan. This particularly true when you browse the threads only to find 80% of them are about pirates and grooming.

Anyway, Chavworld appeals to people who would probably look at things like politics carefully and be considerate when making up their minds; in the same way Chavscum would appeal to trigger happy conservatives.

The regulars on Chavworld tend to be more open minded than those on Chavscum because most will not agree with lynchings as a suitable crime for petty theft. They tend to discuss wheather on not the chav is a state of mind or a clothing style.

Posters tend to feature all manner of personalities. From the moronic, shallow chavs who hate anyone who isn't exactly like them and can't spell words that have more than six letters. To the 'misunderstood' kids who blame chavs for everything. Then you get the more open minded rock fans and chavs who dislike the members of their own sub cultures for their own shallowness, fair play really.

The more intellectual members don't abuse their almost terrifying level of intelligence on the other members too much. Well, only if a slightly stupid poster says something along the lines of, "u tlk bit posh init!" which then sparks other posters into posting pictures with 'own3d' written on them.

With two more mods added to handle a recent wave of trolls the forum seems to be standing in good stead. PikeySlayer is still on his world famous PC campaigne. Mohawk posts pictures of just about anything for no real reason. NoNamedFreak was the original postwhore, but she's ill and can't be arsed to post. Macona has supplied half the pictures in the picture revival thread, being the cam whore that he is. There are other mods but you'll be hard pushed to see what they've actually done.

But whatever your view on chavs are, check out Chavworld because unlike Chavscum, it's actually worth posting there.

Screw Chavscum, I'm joining Chavworld!

Chavworld by Mohawk - Chavworld Moderator July 12, 2005

chavorrists 

chavs who create terror in the community.the bastard chavs who stand outside ur skool pickin fights with people.

trolroyd is the head chavorrist

chavorrists by jimcharlton April 19, 2005

Chavorita 

A Spanish female who dresses and acts like a chav.

Guy: Wow look at that Chavorita!
Guy2: I know dude! She has 1 hot ass!

Chavorita by Broco May 8, 2005