An amalgamation of the slang terms "Ruco" (Old/Senior) and "Chavo" (
Lad/Kid).
Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in
Mexico to describe a middle aged
person who tries to act much younger than they really are.
Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for
girls at the club and sporting either a man
bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?
Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...
drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They
chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.
"Dude, who are those
four guys by the bar? I think it's Imagine Dragons"
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on
girls. Ew, total chavorucos."
