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Chavoruco 

An amalgamation of the slang terms "Ruco" (Old/Senior) and "Chavo" (Lad/Kid).

Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in Mexico to describe a middle aged person who tries to act much younger than they really are.

Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for girls at the club and sporting either a man bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?

Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.
"Dude, who are those four guys by the bar? I think it's Imagine Dragons"
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on girls. Ew, total chavorucos."
Chavoruco by chloemx January 25, 2019
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chaboruco 

And old man (chaboruco) or an old lady (chaboruca), trying to fit in with the wrong croud specifically younger people, in style and trying to be hip, most of the time does not fit in...
Ese wey se cree chabo pero es un chaboruco...
chaboruco by Maximusmurua July 17, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008