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funtivities 

A combination of the words fun and festivities (or activities). This word can be used to describe an event such as a party or get together.
"I'll call you later to get the details on the funtivities at Ivan's tonight"
funtivities by Systemkicks July 17, 2005
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funtivities 

Noun- things that are done solely for entertainment value or fun. Specifically used in reference to more than one activity
Example - "we had a day of funtivities yesterday" " what should we do this sunday, make it a day of funtivity?"
funtivities by mebdrion August 17, 2009

fistivities 

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
fistivities by iKaite July 14, 2009

Fucktivities 

A term that is widely used between friends who are looking to fuck shit up, but also want to do it in an epic activity or environment. Fucktivities represents someone looking to get into some fuckery and an activity that takes shit to the next level.
Jason calls his boy and says “Yoo I got 10 bitches and it’s a bangin day out, let’s do some fucktivities on the boat with these hoes”
Fucktivities by Egyptianmade June 10, 2020

festivities 

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.
Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.
festivities by ffhk1 August 25, 2004

Festivities 

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.
My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.
Festivities by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020

fucktivities 

I met a super hot and horny broad last night, we were doing all sorts of fucktivities till the morning.
fucktivities by mr6370 December 13, 2012
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