footivities 

A thing that a Foo or group of foos do, does or has done. Usually highly illegal, unsafe or stupid. Usually performed in or near Fooville. This term was coined by Gabriel Gomez from Norwalk Ca. on 11JUL2023.

That foos guna get caught up with all them footivities he be getting into!

footivities by Elgomez162 July 10, 2023

fistivities 

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.

1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'

fistivities by iKaite July 14, 2009

festivities 

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

festivities by ffhk1 August 25, 2004

funtivities 

A combination of the words fun and festivities (or activities). This word can be used to describe an event such as a party or get together.

"I'll call you later to get the details on the funtivities at Ivan's tonight"

funtivities by Systemkicks July 17, 2005

Festivities 

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

Festivities by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020

funtivities 

Noun- things that are done solely for entertainment value or fun. Specifically used in reference to more than one activity

Example - "we had a day of funtivities yesterday" " what should we do this sunday, make it a day of funtivity?"

funtivities by mebdrion August 17, 2009

Fastivities 

Festivities done in a fast and loose and mostly drunk "ridic" manner.

"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"

Fastivities by RoverAFG November 12, 2011