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A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.
Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.
Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006
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carfaxed 

to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.

People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.
I met a real nice woman online and carfaxed her to make sure she was who she said she was.
carfaxed by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009

Carfentanil 

Under the brand name Wildnyl

A super concentrated form of Fentanyl

10000 times more potent than Morphine

and

100 times more potent than Fentanyl

used to sedate large animals
We will now feed the 1000 pound bear with a microgram of Carfentanil to put it to sleep.
To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.
Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.
Carfed by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010
I had to be there by 5 but joe Carfied me by stoping in 6 places and picking me up late.
Carfied by Cgalla September 24, 2016

Carfentanil 

The most powerful opiate narcotic known to man. 5000x as powerful as pure herion.
The park ranger accidentally killed the elephant with a carfentanil overdose.
Carfentanil by John Mann January 12, 2005
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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