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Carfetti
Carfetti by Deadsamurai13 May 27, 2019
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cardfettied
1. To rip up a card, valuble item, or gift given to you by a previous boyfriend/girlfriend and throwing it at them with malicious intent.
2. to throw something in the heat of anger due to being miss informed
2. to throw something in the heat of anger due to being miss informed
boy plans on breaking up with girl for usual reasons. girl finds out,and thinks he is breaking up with her for pig-headed reasons. girl is pissed {being slightly missinformed}. girl breaks up with boyfriend. ripps up an anniversery card he made her and throws it at him. this is an example of what often happens when theres a break up. someone is usually cardfettied.
cardfettied by jalxyak May 18, 2011
Catfetti
The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.
Carfenties
Street slang for Carfentanyl, an opioid typically used to tranquilize large animals.
Is often laced in other drugs such as heroin to increase potency, but greatly increases risk of overdose. It is an analogue of fenties, but can be 100 times more toxic .
Is often laced in other drugs such as heroin to increase potency, but greatly increases risk of overdose. It is an analogue of fenties, but can be 100 times more toxic .
Always test your supply! Nowadays, drugs aren't only being contaminated with Fenties, but Carfenties, which pose an even higher health risk.
Carfenties by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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