carfetti

The assorted bits of debris that litter the road after an auto accident.

Wow that was a big accident. I did not know a SUV and a two seater could make so much carfetti.

by dgRonbo December 7, 2011

Carfetti

Unidentifiable pieces of broken car left after a wreak.

The wreak was so bad all I saw was carfetti.

by Deadsamurai13 May 27, 2019

cardfettied

1. To rip up a card, valuble item, or gift given to you by a previous boyfriend/girlfriend and throwing it at them with malicious intent.
2. to throw something in the heat of anger due to being miss informed

boy plans on breaking up with girl for usual reasons. girl finds out,and thinks he is breaking up with her for pig-headed reasons. girl is pissed {being slightly missinformed}. girl breaks up with boyfriend. ripps up an anniversery card he made her and throws it at him. this is an example of what often happens when theres a break up. someone is usually cardfettied.

by jalxyak May 18, 2011

Catfetti

The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.

Argh! My tuxedo's covered in catfetti! I don't even own a cat!

by VHiley May 11, 2007

Carfenties

Street slang for Carfentanyl, an opioid typically used to tranquilize large animals.

Is often laced in other drugs such as heroin to increase potency, but greatly increases risk of overdose. It is an analogue of fenties, but can be 100 times more toxic .

Always test your supply! Nowadays, drugs aren't only being contaminated with Fenties, but Carfenties, which pose an even higher health risk.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

Catfetti

When a cat loves shredding paper into tiny pieces which resembles confetti.

My cat tore my homework into catfetti!

by bcknd June 7, 2024