Carfed

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

carf

1) originally used to describe when someone coughs and a little barf comes up.
2) can also be used as a synonym for "cool".

1)"damn I was laughing so hard I carfed."
2) "your shirt is so carf!"

by Erica, Sean, Emm, Evang January 11, 2006

Carfing

Surfing the net for cars. Buying,selling,blogging,searching cars online.

He spent hours carfing online before finding his dream car.

by SleepyRyan January 23, 2011

Carf

When you cough so much that you barf.

She was coughing so much after she smoked that she carfed!

by ericalynneykins November 15, 2006

CARF

The equivalent of "nomnomnom... etc" but specifically for crunchy food, such as macho nachos.

Ronni scared down a Nigeria-sized helping of macho nachos with extra beef like CARFCARFCARFCARFCARF.

by Slim Joe Jenkins July 19, 2011

Carf

When you start coughing so hard you cant stop and you end up barfing.

When I had a cold, I got an itch in my throat that made me carf.

by KillaKay Ninja November 09, 2010

carf

when a person coughs and farts simultaneously.

when joe was coughing up a hacker, he also farted.
jan started laughing and said did you just carf?

by crazies November 14, 2009