Chotchkie

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.

Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.

Chotchkie by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007

Chotchkie's 

Term used for a generic chain restaurant staffed by twenty-somethings in goofy uniforms. Decor of restaurant should include various stock photos, signs and knick knacks in order to establish a "fun" atmosphere. Derived from the film Office Space. Examples include Applebee's, Chili's, Bennigan's.

John: I'm so sick of those goddamned greasy McDonald's hamburgers.

Rachel: Want to hit a Chotchkie's?

John: Ugh...I guess.

Chotchkie's by RRBA January 21, 2006

Chotchskis 

Slang word for the best bros, or another group of friends.

Big Andy: Yo are you friends with Levi and Masko?
Fronk: Yeah man, they chill. We’re tight. After all they’re my chotchskis.

Chotchskis by Fronkydonky August 11, 2018

Crotchkin

A napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.

I got ketchup all over my new shirt... hurry, hand me that crotchkin!

Crotchkin by odedvard August 17, 2010

cootchie sauce

The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!

Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"

Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"

cootchie sauce by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008

chochkees 

Small decorative items often used for decoration, and/or conversation pieces. Synonymous with Knickknacks, baubles, bibelot, curio, dido, gewgaw, gimcrack, novelty, ojets d' art, pretty-pretty, rattletrap(s), toys, trifle, trinket, whatnot, whigmaleerie, souvenir, bric-a-brac, virtu, miniature, kickshaw, notion, trumpery

She had hand-painted bottles, bowls full of glass beads, snowdomes, and other chochkees on the shelves and end tables.

chochkees by Bill Summers February 6, 2007

Chotchie 

The word chotchie (chotch for short) can be used to describe a male that fits into any one of the following categories:
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not

Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.

chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.

chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation

Christian is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, jeans, hat and shoes. What a chotch! or Christian looks like a chotchie in that outfit.

I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!

Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.

Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"

Chotchie by adubsinthehouse April 16, 2010