Chotchkes

Affordable high quality promotional items, souvenirs or trinkets. Value, swagger, cool, neat-o

My grandmother collected various chotchkes throughout her life as she traveled the world as a Pan Am Airlines flight attendant.

by Swag Adjudicator September 18, 2018

Chotchskis

Slang word for the best bros, or another group of friends.

Big Andy: Yo are you friends with Levi and Masko?
Fronk: Yeah man, they chill. We’re tight. After all they’re my chotchskis.

by Fronkydonky August 11, 2018

Chotchkie

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.

Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.

by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007

chochkees

Small decorative items often used for decoration, and/or conversation pieces. Synonymous with Knickknacks, baubles, bibelot, curio, dido, gewgaw, gimcrack, novelty, ojets d' art, pretty-pretty, rattletrap(s), toys, trifle, trinket, whatnot, whigmaleerie, souvenir, bric-a-brac, virtu, miniature, kickshaw, notion, trumpery

She had hand-painted bottles, bowls full of glass beads, snowdomes, and other chochkees on the shelves and end tables.

by Bill Summers February 6, 2007

chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

Chotchie

The word chotchie (chotch for short) can be used to describe a male that fits into any one of the following categories:
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not

Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.

chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.

chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation

Christian is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, jeans, hat and shoes. What a chotch! or Christian looks like a chotchie in that outfit.

I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!

Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.

Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"

by adubsinthehouse April 16, 2010

Chachkes

(From Yiddish)
knickknacks, silly figurines, vases, little tacky stuff you put in the house

I am sure everybody has at least 5 chachkes in their house they can donate to the auction

by kunefa September 21, 2005