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Chotchkie's 

Term used for a generic chain restaurant staffed by twenty-somethings in goofy uniforms. Decor of restaurant should include various stock photos, signs and knick knacks in order to establish a "fun" atmosphere. Derived from the film Office Space. Examples include Applebee's, Chili's, Bennigan's.
John: I'm so sick of those goddamned greasy McDonald's hamburgers.

Rachel: Want to hit a Chotchkie's?

John: Ugh...I guess.
Chotchkie's by RRBA January 21, 2006
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Chotchskie's 

Restaurant featured in the 1999 comedy "Office space" where Peter's (Ron Livingston) girlfriend Joanna (Jennifer Aniston) works
Joanna: "Wow, this place is way nicer than Chotchskie's!"
Chotchskie's by PaddyR July 28, 2007

cootchie sauce

The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"

Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
cootchie sauce by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008

The chooch and choochie show 

An imaginary radio/podcast/tv show about the pursuit of happiness with your hosts Steve and Andrew. You'll cry, laugh, smile, learn something new and not still not realize you're live on the chooch and choochie show!
Joe: Yo Chad we are so funny.
Chad: bro I wish we could be the chooch and choochie show.
Joe: you know we ain't that cool.

Chad: ah man you right you right.

choochie stamps 

When a girlfriend's lazy ass can't keep a job and mooches off her boyfriend.
Emmy was too ashamed to apply for welfare, so she went the choochie stamps route instead.
choochie stamps by Cousin Eddy March 4, 2013

Cootchie Stix 

Ugh, I'm on my period. Mom, go get me some damn cootchie stix!
Cootchie Stix by trollmasterz July 20, 2010

Cootchie Shotgun 

To take a hit from a hookah/water pipe, blow the smoke into a girls vagina and have her queef it back out.
You've never really shotgunned with your girl until you've done a cootchie shotgun.
Cootchie Shotgun by itscheesepuff September 29, 2019
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