The word chotchie (chotch for short) can be used to describe a male that fits into any one of the following categories:
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not
Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.
chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.
chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not
Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.
chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.
chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation
Christian is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, jeans, hat and shoes. What a chotch! or Christian looks like a chotchie in that outfit.
I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!
Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.
Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"
I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!
Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.
Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"
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A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.
Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.
Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007
Get the Chotchkie mug.The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008
Get the cootchie sauce mug.man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.
by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007
Get the chotched mug.Term used for a generic chain restaurant staffed by twenty-somethings in goofy uniforms. Decor of restaurant should include various stock photos, signs and knick knacks in order to establish a "fun" atmosphere. Derived from the film Office Space. Examples include Applebee's, Chili's, Bennigan's.
John: I'm so sick of those goddamned greasy McDonald's hamburgers.
Rachel: Want to hit a Chotchkie's?
John: Ugh...I guess.
Rachel: Want to hit a Chotchkie's?
John: Ugh...I guess.
by RRBA January 21, 2006
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Plural: Flying Chotchmen.
A well established group of four men who have become a tight knit krew with a cult following. Well known in the Geelong region, the Chotchmen are pretty much the best guys you will meet, if you aren't lucky enough to know them already. Through courage and determination, these young men are making a name for themselves in society. They share a passion for socialising and are always seen around the community so don't be afraid to say hi to your friendly neighbourhood chotchmen today!
Plural: Flying Chotchmen.
A well established group of four men who have become a tight knit krew with a cult following. Well known in the Geelong region, the Chotchmen are pretty much the best guys you will meet, if you aren't lucky enough to know them already. Through courage and determination, these young men are making a name for themselves in society. They share a passion for socialising and are always seen around the community so don't be afraid to say hi to your friendly neighbourhood chotchmen today!
by World's Biggest Chotchmen Fan July 2, 2007
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