tilbp

A word that text-to-speech software programs have difficulty pronouncing.

ME: "Hey man, type in t-i-l-b-p!"
FRIEND: "OK dude."
COMPUTER: "tilllll buh puh!"
EVERYONE: "HA HA HA HA HA!"

by Ruthless Brad May 2, 2005

Holy Tilapia

A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.

Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"

by HowDoYouSpellComputer December 29, 2021

Tilby

A person with a low IQ

My friend is such a tilby he caught the bus naked because he forgot to get dressed

by Pizza'man April 30, 2020

Tilbunk

A person who is intelligent, yet puts no effort into life. Usually a white Caucasian male, the Tilbunk is seemingly obese despite having a medically healthy body. He can be found in suburban areas, often outside or above chip shops.

OMG, He's such a Tilbunk!

by Mr Dip April 27, 2011

Tilburg

City in the south of the Netherlands, also (by some) known as Killburg or Chillburg. Tilburg is the sixth city of the country. It's one of the ugliest, but still a nice place to hang out because of the southern (Noord-Brabant) mentality.

I went to Tilburg this weekend. Butt-ugly place, but we had a great time.

by Getthecool August 28, 2006

Tilbury

A rundown port town in Essex, England. Heavily polluted, high crime rate, impoverished, even chavs are scared to walk around this town at night. If for some weird reason you decide to visit this town, wear a bullet proof vest, bring a baseball bat (though a gun is much better), dont make eye contact with anyone, dont talk in a posh accent, dont look rich, dont talk in an american accent and tie your car to something with a thick chain so it doesent get stolen (you DONT want to get stranded in this town).

Tilbury, a fantastic town if; your suicidal, you like fighting, you like to get high off the fumes that hang around in the air.

by they call me mr bombastic October 10, 2008

tilapia

a word that means vagina.

(tilapia reminds me of a labia, so it is now used in place of vagina).

my girl friend is having me over for tilapia tonight.

i want to eat delicious tilapia.

may i have some tilapia please.

by vdez March 14, 2011