kbe 

KAN BU EH, meaning FUCK MOTHER. A Hokkien word of anger.

KBE! This toilet damn stink!

kbe by kent February 5, 2005

KBE 

Knock Before Entering

*Son jacking off*
*Mom walks in*
Son: Mom!!!! KBE!!!!!!

KBE by klackwell May 21, 2014

KBEES 

Leeds United fanatic who never sleeps before games like Middlesbrough at home, and his fanatic status signifies that he knows the score. Windmilling expert and seasoned in giving rival fans a fisting.

Can either be found in the West Stand (John Charles) toilets at Elland Road talking to some young boys who are fanatics of the future, or in the upper East Stand (now closed) eating Fish and Chips that he bought from Graveleys. Or on the WACCOE message board rallying fellow fanatics in his campaign against Leeds United owner Ken Bates, and his high ticket prices which, much to KBEES's dismay, results in low attendances. That combined with the amount of non-fanatics that follow Leeds United, of course.

A good mate of scum fanatic Pete Boyle, KBEES is every happy clapping, prawn sandwich eating, jester hat wearing non-fanatic's worst nightmare.

FKTS

Typical KBEES post on WACCOE:

"Only 16,000 attended tonight's match against Boro at home. I was talking to some young boys in the JC toilets who agreed that we need more fanatics to turn up at Elland Road - and I don't mean jester hat wearing non-fanatics. We were outnumbered by the Boro fans who I gave a few of a good fisting, then I ended the night in the upper east eating Fish and Chips from Graveleys, thinking about how so few fanatics bother to turn up for games like Boro which they should never sleep before

FKTS"

Often resulting in abuse from non-fanatics that don't know the score.

KBEES by January 3rd remember the date September 1, 2011

kbear

Perfect in all ways.

That shitz was kbear, yo.

kbear by Figga January 6, 2008

KBed

"Knocked Back"
Pronounced": Kay-Beed

When someone makes a move and gets rejected.

Amanda "I got KBed by Trent on Saturday... it was so embarassing!"

KBed by Babushkawawa May 5, 2006

KBert 

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

KBert by unknown April 16, 2005

kbellhut 

A fast food restaurant that sells KFC, Taco Bell & Pizza-Hut items in the same store.

I don't want to go to the kbellhut because their tacos taste like fried chicken. Let's go to a real Taco Bell instead.

kbellhut by rhampton January 29, 2009