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KBE
KBEES
Leeds United fanatic who never sleeps before games like Middlesbrough at home, and his fanatic status signifies that he knows the score. Windmilling expert and seasoned in giving rival fans a fisting.
Can either be found in the West Stand (John Charles) toilets at Elland Road talking to some young boys who are fanatics of the future, or in the upper East Stand (now closed) eating Fish and Chips that he bought from Graveleys. Or on the WACCOE message board rallying fellow fanatics in his campaign against Leeds United owner Ken Bates, and his high ticket prices which, much to KBEES's dismay, results in low attendances. That combined with the amount of non-fanatics that follow Leeds United, of course.
A good mate of scum fanatic Pete Boyle, KBEES is every happy clapping, prawn sandwich eating, jester hat wearing non-fanatic's worst nightmare.
FKTS
Can either be found in the West Stand (John Charles) toilets at Elland Road talking to some young boys who are fanatics of the future, or in the upper East Stand (now closed) eating Fish and Chips that he bought from Graveleys. Or on the WACCOE message board rallying fellow fanatics in his campaign against Leeds United owner Ken Bates, and his high ticket prices which, much to KBEES's dismay, results in low attendances. That combined with the amount of non-fanatics that follow Leeds United, of course.
A good mate of scum fanatic Pete Boyle, KBEES is every happy clapping, prawn sandwich eating, jester hat wearing non-fanatic's worst nightmare.
FKTS
Typical KBEES post on WACCOE:
"Only 16,000 attended tonight's match against Boro at home. I was talking to some young boys in the JC toilets who agreed that we need more fanatics to turn up at Elland Road - and I don't mean jester hat wearing non-fanatics. We were outnumbered by the Boro fans who I gave a few of a good fisting, then I ended the night in the upper east eating Fish and Chips from Graveleys, thinking about how so few fanatics bother to turn up for games like Boro which they should never sleep before
FKTS"
Often resulting in abuse from non-fanatics that don't know the score.
"Only 16,000 attended tonight's match against Boro at home. I was talking to some young boys in the JC toilets who agreed that we need more fanatics to turn up at Elland Road - and I don't mean jester hat wearing non-fanatics. We were outnumbered by the Boro fans who I gave a few of a good fisting, then I ended the night in the upper east eating Fish and Chips from Graveleys, thinking about how so few fanatics bother to turn up for games like Boro which they should never sleep before
FKTS"
Often resulting in abuse from non-fanatics that don't know the score.
KBEES by January 3rd remember the date September 1, 2011
kbear
KBed
KBed by Babushkawawa May 5, 2006
KBert
Usage Examples:
My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.
<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.
My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.
<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.
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