kent's definitions

Cocked

Getting rammed in the rear.

That young fellow just got cocked in the ass.

by Kent May 6, 2003

ass clown

A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.

JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.

by Kent May 6, 2003

Donkey Puncher

When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.

Jim donkey punched that girl last night.

by Kent June 15, 2003

palika

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows……

Fuck off palika, I aint touchin you with my dick.

by kent March 25, 2004

slutbag

an affectionate term for a slutty friend

Lauren, sweetheart, you're such a slutbag, but I love you.

by Kent October 8, 2003

evil cousin

Slang term for Meth that dealers use over phones.

Yo man, I got your white lady, AND i got the evil cousin!

by Kent September 6, 2005

halorgasm

1. (noun, English) The euphoric and/or pleasurable sensation induced by the Xbox video game "Halo." Usually experienced during massive multiplayer experiences, or when the player hears the cue word "killtacular."
2. (verb, English) To experience a halorgasm.

"When that 16-person Halo game started up, and I immediately got ravaged by four rockets at once, I had the best halorgasm of my life." or,
"Gunning down everyone on the blue team made me halorgasm hard."

by Kent October 23, 2003