shitz 

shitz is a pronoun used to refer to a "He-She-It" person
subject pronoun - shitz
object pronoun - shitzem
possessive pronoun - shitzer
absolute possessive pronoun - shitzers
reflexive pronoun - shitzelf

-refers to a person whose name may cause confusion as to the gender of the person

-refers to a person whose physical appearance prevents others from determining correctly or at all the true gender of that person

-refers to a person with whom there is a mismatch between the physical appearance and mannerism (ie. dyke, femfag)

-refers to a person whose gender is undifferentiated since the embryonic stages

-refers to a person whose sexual phenotype (physical appearance) does not match that of what that person's sexual genotype (sex chromosome) should yield

-refers to a person whose sexual genotype (sex chromosome) is not either XX (female) or XY (male) regardless of the resulting sexual phenotype (physical appearance) (ie. X, XXY, XYY, etc)

-refers to a person who possesses gonads or genitals of neither or both genders

-refers to a transgendered person (ie. Thailand's ladyboys)

Pronoun Examples:
Before making a purchase, shitz looks at shitzelf in the mirror to make sure shitzer clothing fits well.
After the purchase, the clothing is shitzers.
Everyone admires shitzem for shitzer fashionable taste.

Look at shitzem, I would love to date shitzem only if I knew shitzer true gender.

shitz by Light24 January 23, 2010

Shitz 

Abbreviation of the two words 'sure' and 'its' in Ireland; often incorporated into the songs and stories in Irish folk music as well as, in recent times, popular American music.

Shitz a very cold night, I don't feel like walking to the public house

Shitz by Phil Osipher November 30, 2011

shitz 

cool way of sayin shit, (noun), used to express anger or frustartion or confusion or excitment etc...

dude A: oh man i lost again
dude B: shitz dude you always lose
dude A: go to hell
dude B: shitz fuck you

shitz by karim B December 17, 2008

shitz 

See shits

"My car broke down, isn't that the shitz!"

shitz by x January 31, 2003

Shitz Bath 

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.

Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.

Shitz Bath by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018

shitz kreig 

Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.

Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.

shitz kreig by beckerman June 27, 2010

shitz n giggles 

Just because I don't care and laughter for the fun of it!

I don't mean nothing by it, it's just for shitz and giggles, love, you know shitz and giggles!

shitz n giggles by Merrily McCarthy July 23, 2003

Boffin 

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023