shitz

shitz is a pronoun used to refer to a "He-She-It" person
subject pronoun - shitz
object pronoun - shitzem
possessive pronoun - shitzer
absolute possessive pronoun - shitzers
reflexive pronoun - shitzelf

-refers to a person whose name may cause confusion as to the gender of the person

-refers to a person whose physical appearance prevents others from determining correctly or at all the true gender of that person

-refers to a person with whom there is a mismatch between the physical appearance and mannerism (ie. dyke, femfag)

-refers to a person whose gender is undifferentiated since the embryonic stages

-refers to a person whose sexual phenotype (physical appearance) does not match that of what that person's sexual genotype (sex chromosome) should yield

-refers to a person whose sexual genotype (sex chromosome) is not either XX (female) or XY (male) regardless of the resulting sexual phenotype (physical appearance) (ie. X, XXY, XYY, etc)

-refers to a person who possesses gonads or genitals of neither or both genders

-refers to a transgendered person (ie. Thailand's ladyboys)

Pronoun Examples:
Before making a purchase, shitz looks at shitzelf in the mirror to make sure shitzer clothing fits well.
After the purchase, the clothing is shitzers.
Everyone admires shitzem for shitzer fashionable taste.

Look at shitzem, I would love to date shitzem only if I knew shitzer true gender.

by Light24 January 23, 2010

Shitz

Abbreviation of the two words 'sure' and 'its' in Ireland; often incorporated into the songs and stories in Irish folk music as well as, in recent times, popular American music.

Shitz a very cold night, I don't feel like walking to the public house

by Phil Osipher November 30, 2011

shitz

cool way of sayin shit, (noun), used to express anger or frustartion or confusion or excitment etc...

dude A: oh man i lost again
dude B: shitz dude you always lose
dude A: go to hell
dude B: shitz fuck you

by karim B December 17, 2008

shitz

See shits

"My car broke down, isn't that the shitz!"

by x January 31, 2003

Shitz Bath

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.

Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.

by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018

shitz kreig

Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.

Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.

by beckerman June 27, 2010

shitz n giggles

Just because I don't care and laughter for the fun of it!

I don't mean nothing by it, it's just for shitz and giggles, love, you know shitz and giggles!

by Merrily McCarthy July 23, 2003