zwoon 

adj. When you have no clue wtf ur doing so you spell shit wrong

Man, I failed that spelling test, because I am a Zwoon

zwoon by AmericanWoman33 September 5, 2016

zwoomed

The act of being sliced by a Lazer

Timmy's got zwoomed and lost his finger.

zwoomed by Your_Gay February 12, 2021

Zoon 

Zoon is really fucking sexy and hes the hottest person you could even meet

omg look theres zoon
woah no way hes so fucking sexy i wanna marry zoon right now
yeah same

Zoon by Real_Official_Not_Fake_Zoon69 January 17, 2022

Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

Zoonie by Sqid February 14, 2007

zwounds 

Archaic expression of shock or suprise. Derives from "God's wounds". As with similar archaisms, "Zwounds" is used in jocular contexts by tedious nerds with intellectual pretentions.

Zwounds, sir! Dash it all!

zwounds by Battered Osidge September 30, 2006

Zooner pics 

Taking pictures with your close friend(s) to post up on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace.

See Zoon

Matt, wanna take some Zooner pics?
Yo, are we taking Zooner pics tonight?

Zooner pics by boatppd2 February 2, 2009

zoonecropedophile 

A person who gets a kick out of having sex with the corpse of a baby(or young) animal.

"Hey look at that guy fucking that dead kitten. What a zoonecropedophile".

zoonecropedophile by Marakesh October 30, 2006