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Zoonin'
When college students, mainly in MI migrate from their respective colleges to straight up goon (party, get down, act a fool) with their boys at Western Michigan which is located in Kalamazoo, MI ...aka The ZOOooOO
zonin
zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005
Zoolinga
A Northern California term used to describe a person, specifically a women as being awesome or cool.
Zoolinga by lostinberkeley August 31, 2010
safe zoning
The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008
warp zoning
A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
Zooming 20s
2020 was the beginning of a quarantined era of heightened video conferencing and physical distancing popularizing online group parties. Used daily for working remote, homeschooling, socializing, and dating. Most met up on Zoom, houseparty, hangout, etc.
What hat are you going to wear to the Zooming 20s party this Saturday?
The Zooming 20s was one of isolation yet the most connected to this world I've ever felt.
The Zooming 20s was one of isolation yet the most connected to this world I've ever felt.
Zooming 20s by Chattha March 20, 2020
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