Zooner 

the common slang for nigger. Derived from the old italians in East Utica, NY

the FUCKIN ZOONER over there bo!

Zooner by doll hair February 26, 2011

Zooner 

a large pus filled zit-like wart that grows on the scrotum of mostly pubescent apes. Zooners are contracted by sexually active males who gravitate towards inter species and sometimes even plant rape.

Zooner was first discovered in a small zoo in Stinkadena.
They begin to grow as envious ranting and internet posting occurs. The only known solution is to shut the hell up.

Zooner made up a definition in the Urban Dictionary because he was jealous of a superior society.

Zooner by buck wheatly February 6, 2012

Zooner pics 

Taking pictures with your close friend(s) to post up on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace.

See Zoon

Matt, wanna take some Zooner pics?
Yo, are we taking Zooner pics tonight?

Zooner pics by boatppd2 February 2, 2009

Zoomer 

Refers to members of Generation Z and is a play on the term "Boomer," which refers to members of the Baby Boomer generation. The term Zoomer is also in reference to the fast-paced upbringings members of Generation Z are characterized to have due to the fast advances in technology and culture that has been happening around them as a result of the interconnectivity of the American and Global populations because of the ubiquity of internet-connected smart phones and social media.

"I can't stand those Zoomers, all they do is use their phones all day to play Fortnite and watch TikTok videos!"

Zoomer by Pseudo Fiction October 30, 2018

Zohnerism 

The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.

It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"

-It is colorless and tasteless

-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)

-It can burn your skin at high temperatures

-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death

-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world

...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.

Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.

Zohnerism by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

Zoomer Bait

When a person, typically a content creator plays loud sounds/screams and does frequent jump cuts to appeal to a younger audience.

PersonA: Dude all of TikTok is basically a bunch of zoomer bait
PersonB: Yeah, especially that IShowSpeed guy who screams at the top of his lungs for practically no reason

Zoomer Bait by BottleCapJim March 19, 2023

Boomer-Zoomer 

Traditional boomer, discovering and embracing the Zoom video app for social community activities, especially as a product of pandemic quarantine.

My wife is such a boomer-zoomer, now regularly connecting with her teenage best friends for the first time in decades using the Zoom video – it’s the new hen party.

Boomer-Zoomer by RayRayBeLove2018 April 22, 2020