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Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
Zoonie by BroHomo December 9, 2008
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Alien creature that was companion to the crew of Fireball XL5 in the Kid TV series Fireball XL5
Zoonie will you stop bugging me.
Zoonie by Fireball Freakatron May 20, 2007
Nervous and afraid but not acting like it.
"I think bobby is being zoonie today." Josh whispered to Bryan.
zoonie by swaggiegal June 2, 2014
When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.
Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.
zoomies by LuvJR September 3, 2007
A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.
Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!
zonies by Babzilicious June 1, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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