Zooning

Zooning: (v.) Zoning out during a Zoom session.

If this speaker had an ounce of charisma, I wouldn't be zooning.

by latoyaf October 4, 2020

Zooning

Happy as fuck... usually while intoxicated.

Y'all I'm zooning after those drinks.

by Vanna Bien September 27, 2017

Zooning

Where you cut a zucchini (scientifically known as Cucurbita Pepo) in half, hollow it out, and then put your dick inside.

I caught my dad zooning in the bathroom last night after he wasn't satisfied by my mom's wide pussy

by soroushishot September 24, 2021

Zooning

When two very hairy men rub their hairy ball sacks against each other to sprinkle a rain of pubes on a third person

Bro: "I can't believe you want to take your girlfriend zooning!"
Bro 2: "She loves that shit."

by LandlovinRabbit April 7, 2022

Zooning

The act of repetitive gooning to the popular game made by the japanese studio Mihoyo, Zenless Zone Zero.

Yeah, he was zooning all day. These zooners are getting out of hand.

by Large Coat January 31, 2025

Zoolinga

A Northern California term used to describe a person, specifically a women as being awesome or cool.

That girl from Berkeley is zoolinga!

by lostinberkeley August 31, 2010

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.

The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.

by BoMat April 27, 2008