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The feeling or sensation you have after taking a hit of weed and having someone squeeze you around the chest from behind while holding your breath.
After a long night of being Zizzled, young Troy decided to call it a night.
Zizzled by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008
When a woman squirts her vagina juice in your eyes
"She gave me the zizzler last night, if you know what I mean" - Gary
"Wait, whats a zizzler?" - Phillip
"You mean you and your girl haven't done it before? It's where she squirts her stuff in your eyes" - Gary
"Dude that sounds so hot, I can't wait to get zizzled tonight" - Phillip
zizzler by Downsi October 8, 2013
A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo.
Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette?

Nizzle, pass me yo zizzle fo lightin my jizzle.
zizzle by kracka-azz-kracka June 2, 2003

Zizzle Fart 

When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.
Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."
Zizzle Fart by McEffinFly October 5, 2009

yizzle zizzle 

Y to the Z
no actual meaning
a greeting or farewell
can also be randomly said
a replacement of "Peace up A-Town down"
Tom: "Yizzle zizzle"
Andrew: "Yizzle zizzle baby,Yizzle zizzle"
Tom: "Anyway, whats up?"
Andrew: "Just chillin"

Zwizzerpizzerfunkamiggler 

a tall, often rotund, talking jar of marmalade (similar to the Kool-Aid Man).
After drinking all night I wanted a snack but when I walked into the kitchen I thought I saw Zwizzerpizzerfunkamiggler!
Zwizzerpizzerfunkamiggler by The_Prof September 15, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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