zizzler

When a woman squirts her vagina juice in your eyes

"She gave me the zizzler last night, if you know what I mean" - Gary
"Wait, whats a zizzler?" - Phillip
"You mean you and your girl haven't done it before? It's where she squirts her stuff in your eyes" - Gary
"Dude that sounds so hot, I can't wait to get zizzled tonight" - Phillip

zizzler by Downsi October 8, 2013

Zizzled 

The feeling or sensation you have after taking a hit of weed and having someone squeeze you around the chest from behind while holding your breath.

After a long night of being Zizzled, young Troy decided to call it a night.

Zizzled by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

zizzle 

A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo.

Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette?

Nizzle, pass me yo zizzle fo lightin my jizzle.

zizzle by kracka-azz-kracka June 2, 2003

Zizzle Fart 

When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.

Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."

Zizzle Fart by McEffinFly October 5, 2009

zazzler 

The person who instigates the zazzle.

Ill be the zazzler so you can play online poker.

zazzler by biggerz10 August 13, 2008

yizzle zizzle 

Y to the Z
no actual meaning
a greeting or farewell
can also be randomly said
a replacement of "Peace up A-Town down"

Tom: "Yizzle zizzle"
Andrew: "Yizzle zizzle baby,Yizzle zizzle"
Tom: "Anyway, whats up?"
Andrew: "Just chillin"

yizzle zizzle by Ninja-pantaloons July 15, 2006

zizzer 

A horrible, unspeakable racial slur against people of Jewish descent.

Look at that hook-nosed zizzer.

zizzer by dmt767s October 17, 2015