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being over-whelmed or exerted all of your available energy
"Oh man, I am zoompt from all of my midterms!"
zoompt by botanyrocks October 22, 2018
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zoomtigue 

1. Too many tele-conferences or video-conferences which as a result causes fatigue.

2. Tired of digital communication format forced by quarantine.
My zoomtigue is maxed after 4 hours of meetings today.
zoomtigue by ASR385 April 2, 2020
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zoompatak 

an extrordinary feeling, may be exhilaration or disgust.
my date last night was zoompatak!(disgusting)or
my date last night was zoompatak!(Super hot)
zoompatak by Puvuday March 5, 2008
When Anna is very tired from walking.
I did good and went walking. I'm zompted

zoomtease 

Zoomtease

An effective client services development tool utilized by a stealthy headhuntress who lusts for, and has uncontrollable sexual fantasies about a seriously hot, attractive, sexy, and tall client. Using zoom video conferencing to meet regularly, the headhuntress finds herself aroused just by seeing him on screen and hearing his deep voice inside of her head through her air pods. Typically the client will hint that he’d like to see a little more skin, preferably including cleavage – and she complies, which arouses her even more.

#zoomtease
#sexyrecruiterhotclient
#herfirstthenhimhernexthimagain
“Hey, are you available for a zoomtease Fri at 12?”
Siri, schedule a zoomtease for Friday at 12.”
“During our next zoomtease, I wanna see a sexy bra, in red.”
“Who’s zoomteasing who?”
zoomtease by #sexyrecruiter May 9, 2019

Zoomtard 

Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.
Zoomtard by Doug February 13, 2004

Zoomsturbate 

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.
Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.
Zoomsturbate by M Boogie September 6, 2020
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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