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zoompt by botanyrocks October 22, 2018
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zoomtigue
1. Too many tele-conferences or video-conferences which as a result causes fatigue.
2. Tired of digital communication format forced by quarantine.
2. Tired of digital communication format forced by quarantine.
Zompted
Zompted by Greatness Personified July 31, 2017
zoomtease
Zoomtease
An effective client services development tool utilized by a stealthy headhuntress who lusts for, and has uncontrollable sexual fantasies about a seriously hot, attractive, sexy, and tall client. Using zoom video conferencing to meet regularly, the headhuntress finds herself aroused just by seeing him on screen and hearing his deep voice inside of her head through her air pods. Typically the client will hint that he’d like to see a little more skin, preferably including cleavage – and she complies, which arouses her even more.
#zoomtease
#sexyrecruiterhotclient
#herfirstthenhimhernexthimagain
An effective client services development tool utilized by a stealthy headhuntress who lusts for, and has uncontrollable sexual fantasies about a seriously hot, attractive, sexy, and tall client. Using zoom video conferencing to meet regularly, the headhuntress finds herself aroused just by seeing him on screen and hearing his deep voice inside of her head through her air pods. Typically the client will hint that he’d like to see a little more skin, preferably including cleavage – and she complies, which arouses her even more.
#zoomtease
#sexyrecruiterhotclient
#herfirstthenhimhernexthimagain
“Hey, are you available for a zoomtease Fri at 12?”
“Siri, schedule a zoomtease for Friday at 12.”
“During our next zoomtease, I wanna see a sexy bra, in red.”
“Who’s zoomteasing who?”
“Siri, schedule a zoomtease for Friday at 12.”
“During our next zoomtease, I wanna see a sexy bra, in red.”
“Who’s zoomteasing who?”
zoomtease by #sexyrecruiter May 9, 2019
Zoomtard
Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.
Zoomsturbate
The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.
Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?
Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.
Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.
Zoomsturbate by M Boogie September 6, 2020
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