Zoomsturbate

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.

Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.

Zoomsturbate by M Boogie September 6, 2020

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zookasturbate

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.

Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus

zookasturbate by Pippotomous October 26, 2020

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DoomSTIRbait/Doomsturbate

The act of DOOM STIR baiting OR DOOMsturbating (akin to masturbating)

When people in the truth movement better known as "conspiracy theorist" stir up drama and make claims that the DOOM is coming watch out!

Such and such major event is going to happen soon. Get ready prep! We are all well for lack of a better term..DOOMED!

What a doomsturbation!

Note: DOOMSTIRbait is especially appropriate when dealing with "truther channels" on for instance youtube or bitchute etc, wherein there is a truther/conspiracy theorist icon/person spewing about the said coming doom only to rake in/rope in more views/ers. ;)

Liam is proclaiming that there is going to be a megaquake (the one that has been spoken about that is said to be so much overdue) in Cali soon...he does much of that DOOMSTIRBAIT/DOOMSTURBATE!

Quit DoomSTURBATING Liam! Everything is fine. The doom is not here yet. There is a slow path to the real doom? lol

DoomSTIRbait/Doomsturbate by neo1ehtGWX October 30, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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