Zoomsturbate

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.

Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.

by M Boogie September 6, 2020

zookasturbate

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.

Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus

by Pippotomous October 26, 2020

DoomSTIRbait/Doomsturbate

The act of DOOM STIR baiting OR DOOMsturbating (akin to masturbating)

When people in the truth movement better known as "conspiracy theorist" stir up drama and make claims that the DOOM is coming watch out!

Such and such major event is going to happen soon. Get ready prep! We are all well for lack of a better term..DOOMED!

What a doomsturbation!

Note: DOOMSTIRbait is especially appropriate when dealing with "truther channels" on for instance youtube or bitchute etc, wherein there is a truther/conspiracy theorist icon/person spewing about the said coming doom only to rake in/rope in more views/ers. ;)

Liam is proclaiming that there is going to be a megaquake (the one that has been spoken about that is said to be so much overdue) in Cali soon...he does much of that DOOMSTIRBAIT/DOOMSTURBATE!

Quit DoomSTURBATING Liam! Everything is fine. The doom is not here yet. There is a slow path to the real doom? lol

by neo1ehtGWX October 30, 2022