zoomtease 

Zoomtease

An effective client services development tool utilized by a stealthy headhuntress who lusts for, and has uncontrollable sexual fantasies about a seriously hot, attractive, sexy, and tall client. Using zoom video conferencing to meet regularly, the headhuntress finds herself aroused just by seeing him on screen and hearing his deep voice inside of her head through her air pods. Typically the client will hint that he’d like to see a little more skin, preferably including cleavage – and she complies, which arouses her even more.

#zoomtease
#sexyrecruiterhotclient
#herfirstthenhimhernexthimagain

“Hey, are you available for a zoomtease Fri at 12?”
“Siri, schedule a zoomtease for Friday at 12.”
“During our next zoomtease, I wanna see a sexy bra, in red.”
“Who’s zoomteasing who?”

zoomtease by #sexyrecruiter May 9, 2019

Zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence.

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

Zoomeasurism by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

zoomeasurism by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

zoomeasurism by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

Zoomtastrophe 

A Zoom Meeting that is so bad, so embarrassing, that it can only be described as catastrophically bad. It almost always involves a number of people acting overly self-important in ways that are cringe worthy. You're first thought upon seeing them making fools of themselves is that they can't possibly know they're being seen by the public. But then you remember it's a Zoom meeting, and the whole purpose is as a public meeting.

The Golden Globes was a zoomtastrophe. I was never so embarrassed for a person in my life, as I was that night. That was way beyond zoomnonsense.

Zoomtastrophe by Del Ritchie March 1, 2021