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Zoomtease

An effective client services development tool utilized by a stealthy headhuntress who lusts for, and has uncontrollable sexual fantasies about a seriously hot, attractive, sexy, and tall client. Using zoom video conferencing to meet regularly, the headhuntress finds herself aroused just by seeing him on screen and hearing his deep voice inside of her head through her air pods. Typically the client will hint that he’d like to see a little more skin, preferably including cleavage – and she complies, which arouses her even more.

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“Hey, are you available for a zoomtease Fri at 12?”
“Siri, schedule a zoomtease for Friday at 12.”
“During our next zoomtease, I wanna see a sexy bra, in red.”
“Who’s zoomteasing who?”
zoomtease by #sexyrecruiter May 9, 2019
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Zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.
How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence.

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system
Zoomeasurism by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020
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zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.
How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system
zoomeasurism by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.
How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system
zoomeasurism by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

Zoomtastrophe 

A Zoom Meeting that is so bad, so embarrassing, that it can only be described as catastrophically bad. It almost always involves a number of people acting overly self-important in ways that are cringe worthy. You're first thought upon seeing them making fools of themselves is that they can't possibly know they're being seen by the public. But then you remember it's a Zoom meeting, and the whole purpose is as a public meeting.
The Golden Globes was a zoomtastrophe. I was never so embarrassed for a person in my life, as I was that night. That was way beyond zoomnonsense.
Zoomtastrophe by Del Ritchie March 1, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026