zonen

extremely high and drunk so high and drunk that everything is moving slowly

last night i was walking by the river and everything was slow motion i was zonen.

zonen by butchermantlay kinkston December 12, 2008

Transaction Zone 

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.

Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.

Transaction Zone by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

Walking Dead Zone 

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

Walking Dead Zone by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

mega gay zone 

Where you go when you show your gang a trap while comparing hentai collections.

Micah! Is that a trap?

Fuck outa here and go to the... MEGA GAY ZONE

mega gay zone by TexasRed420 October 5, 2020

John Zone 

A place where nothing makes sense.

Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.

Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!

John Zone by BrasilStyle February 11, 2009

Free Willie Zone 

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.

Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.

Free Willie Zone by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Strike Zone

Just as in baseball where you will try your best to hit the ball that comes into your strike zone, you would date or have sex with a girl/guy that is in your strike zone.

Scarlett Johansson is in my strike zone.

Strike Zone by sushitime December 9, 2011