zoeb

Another word to describe or explain an odd or funny situation.
1. OMG I just Zoeb'ed in my pants.
2. You're such a Zoeb!
3. Wow, I like this low zoeb burrito.
4. Stop being such a Zoeb.
by phuOnger April 04, 2008
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Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
by Demolition5 January 18, 2012
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