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Another word to describe or explain an odd or funny situation.

1. OMG I just Zoeb'ed in my pants.
2. You're such a Zoeb!
3. Wow, I like this low zoeb burrito.
4. Stop being such a Zoeb.

zoeb by phuOnger April 4, 2008

Words you can keep

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Related Words

zoebensonskillercooch_ • zoeb • Zoeb's Postulate • Zoebabe • zoebagal • zoebel • zoebelle • zoebensonluvr • zoebensonslovr • Zoebeth

zoeboo

The biggest Canadian fanboy or fangirl

Damn, do you see that zoeboo over there?

zoeboo by VioleGrace January 19, 2020

Zoebabe

zo-BAY-buh (noun/adjective) A rare, somewhat small in size species of mammal. Zoebabes are known for their kindhearts but also for their ferocious and hostile instincts. Noted for there intelligence and humanlike behavior: now greatly reduced in number and threatened with extinction in the wild. Zoebabes tend to be addictive by nature and often live their short lives with substance abuse or as alcholics. However, all warnings aside, zoebabes can make excellent pets and/or companions.

Jay: Want to go for a bbt?
Kim: As much as im craving a bbt, i dont wanna go cause we might see zoebabe there
Jay: Yeah your probably right, i dont feel like drinking either, afterall it is lunchtime on a wednesday!

Bob says: Im gonna get zo drunk tonight!
Tim says: Giv'er, but please dont go zoebabe on me!

Zoebabe by zoe_babe February 20, 2009

zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

zoebel by Jason June 28, 2004

zoebelle

Awesome, beauty coming from within and embracing everyone’s kind soul

Zoebelle is awesome!!

zoebelle by Priscilla 472 January 4, 2018

zoebensonluvr

the best mutual ever🤗 and zoe benson’s wife🤤

i love zoebensonluvr! she is the best mutual ever!

zoebensonluvr by sstupidshinyvolvoowner June 22, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026