zoeb

Another word to describe or explain an odd or funny situation.

1. OMG I just Zoeb'ed in my pants.
2. You're such a Zoeb!
3. Wow, I like this low zoeb burrito.
4. Stop being such a Zoeb.

by phuOnger April 4, 2008

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Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

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zoeboo

The biggest Canadian fanboy or fangirl

Damn, do you see that zoeboo over there?

by VioleGrace January 19, 2020

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zo-BAY-buh (noun/adjective) A rare, somewhat small in size species of mammal. Zoebabes are known for their kindhearts but also for their ferocious and hostile instincts. Noted for there intelligence and humanlike behavior: now greatly reduced in number and threatened with extinction in the wild. Zoebabes tend to be addictive by nature and often live their short lives with substance abuse or as alcholics. However, all warnings aside, zoebabes can make excellent pets and/or companions.

Jay: Want to go for a bbt?
Kim: As much as im craving a bbt, i dont wanna go cause we might see zoebabe there
Jay: Yeah your probably right, i dont feel like drinking either, afterall it is lunchtime on a wednesday!

Bob says: Im gonna get zo drunk tonight!
Tim says: Giv'er, but please dont go zoebabe on me!

by zoe_babe February 20, 2009

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