benson

The head, or the general area around it.
That kid's benson is so huge, it looks like he is a bobble-head er' sumthin'.
by Ryan"TheBalls"McDermott January 02, 2006
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VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,
Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.
by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009
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benson

Can mean almost anything, however most commonly used as an insult. Benson can be substituted for almost any word in any Benson.

Has an interesting habit of cropping up when you least expect it. Benson.

Use is encouraged. Spread the Benson.

Famous people fortunate enough to have Benson included in their name include childrens TV presenter, Dave Benson Philips, and American musician, Brendan Benson.
You are a complete Benson!

Shut up Benson.

What are you doing you Benson??

Jimothy you are the Daddy Benson.

Dexter you are a root. And a Benson.

Aright squire, give us 3 Guinness, 2 Stella, and a Magners.
What was that? 3 Bensons, 2 Bensons, and a Benson?
by gclarkey June 02, 2005
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benson

n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.
We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.
by nk2000 August 18, 2014
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it means very very gay if ur named this word then ur gayness IS The gayest gayness of them all
ur mama so gay shes... BENSON!!!
by iono1123112311123 January 04, 2008
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Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
by Kaustubh January 08, 2008
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Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
by Elusive Raequan June 04, 2012
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