A person who acts like a zombie at the sight or mention of breasts resulting in an uncontrollable appetite for breasts regardless of the size or shape.

Traditionally, zombies, a result of a terminal lethal condition, are the living dead that wonder around aimlessly in their endless search for brains to feed on. In contrast, zomboobies can have their condition reversed by removing stimuli relating to breasts in the immediate environment. However, when the zomboobie has condition has been activated all hell will break loose.

This condition may result in the zomboobie acting like (but definitely not limited too) a boob pirate, engage in boob pillaging and or boob nabbage.

Frank will turn into a zomboobie when he catches site of Heather's ample cleavage.

zomboobie by hantav June 15, 2009

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Zeboozer

Someone who tells hideous lies when drunk.

Comes from the term Zebu, meaning deception or lies, which derives from the practice of unscrupulous restaurants passing cheap zebu meat off as British steak to save money.

Joe: Man Nate was wasted at my party last night! You hear that guy? Apparently he works for the CIA. And his Grandpa was Marlon Brando. And Sienna Miller has his number.
Jack: Say what?!
Joe: I know.
Jack: Dude, that jackass is a total zeboozer.

Zeboozer by zebufarmer October 14, 2009

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zoboomafoo

a lemur who is a puppet on the show zoboomafoo. he is really kinda *cough* gay, but funny.....a highly entertaining show

That show, ZOBOOMAFOO is soooo hot!

zoboomafoo by Lizzie FoShizzie May 7, 2005

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zoecookiecupcakelove

A tiktoker with 1k+ and is a fanpage for Avani.A very funny person lol

Person 1:That tiktoker looks cool!Who’s that?
Person 2:That’s zoecookiecupcakelove

zoecookiecupcakelove by Applecheese December 22, 2020

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Zombook

When your dead Macbook comes back to life after it was killed from water damage. Apparently, if you leave it under a fan for a week it will revive itself. Kind of the scariest thing ever.

Oh no! My Macbook has come back to life as a Zombook!

Zombook by Billy Apathy September 28, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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