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When you're a little drunk, a little high, but you're super chilled out.
Friend: Hey man, are you crossed?
You: Nah I'm just a little zoasted
Zoasted by Corvax123 March 27, 2022
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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016
Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

Zooter Land 

The place you visit when you get so unbelievable high.
Dude... I think I’m in Zooter Land right now.
Zooter Land by undeadtitan March 9, 2019
A character in the anime, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. Throughout the series, this character grows intellect and plots in upmost secrecy his plans for a utopia: a world with no flaw. Interestingly enough, his plans turn rather malevolent. Miraculously, however, the support of a community of Arcane Reborn both physically and psychologically strengthens Zolten into the fierce, independent young laddo he is today.
Friend 1: I remember when you first came to this school. You’re such a Zolten. You were originally a bully who listened to nobody, and now, you’re a sweet empathetic person
Friend 2: *floshed*
Zolten by Vyridic November 18, 2019