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being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
by tom January 12, 2004
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to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.
Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh
by Kavoen November 05, 2006
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to be hyper focused and productively vibing.

have u ever taken addy to finish an assignment? bc if so, you were probably zooted af
Roommate 1: bruh that addy i popped had me writing for 4 hours straight listening to Avenged Sevenfold
Roommate 2: omg that's amazing
Roommate 1: yeah i was zooted af
by TwentyPee4U December 10, 2019
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1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.
-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.
by FreeTrial4DeatH June 06, 2007
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Just deliriously high.
Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
by Balz924 October 20, 2017
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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
by Donniekong August 28, 2016
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