When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
by Donniekong February 26, 2016
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Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
by Balz924 October 7, 2017
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being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
by tom January 12, 2004
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Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high
Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.
by Mauricio Santos November 18, 2018
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1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.
-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.
by FreeTrial4DeatH June 7, 2007
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when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real
Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!
by Tony Reno September 11, 2003
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to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned
by mastadoja September 30, 2003
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