Zooted

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

Zooted

Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high

Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.

by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018

Zooted

1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.

-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.

by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007

Zooted

when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real

Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!

by Tony Reno September 11, 2003

Zooted

to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned

jacob, i'm zooted man..

by mastadoja September 30, 2003