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To be superior-ly roasted, lit and exhausted at the same time
Yo bro I'm totally zoasted.

Yeah me too man being zoasted really sucks but at least we're lit.
Zoasted by suuupurdude December 14, 2016
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Abbreviation of ‘exhausted.’ Said when one is too exhausted to say 3 syllables.
Jess: “This is a heck of a run. Are you getting tired?”

Kris: “Zorsted.”
zorsted by Spearo Hero October 25, 2020
being drunk or acting drunk. could also mean drunk on energy drinks or in a good mood.
BRO STEVE WAS SO ZOOSTED LAST NIGHT
YEA HE HAD ONE TOO MANY SHOTS
Zoosted by thezoost June 16, 2018

zoaster the toaster 

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.
I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.
person who is completly intoxicated and roasted
Im completely Zosted with this crack n whack O_o
Zosted by Kneekill February 9, 2008
==Zousted==
Zousted is a term that describes an act of immense drunkenness. This drunkenness is only considered ZOUSTED when the said zoustie is doing acts that would other wise be deemed as an act that the zoustie would not do under other conditions.

==Dave Lipes==
David Lipes coined the term Zousted.
An example of Zousted is when david fucked his television set while singing when a man loves a woman.
zousted by sam moye October 23, 2007
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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