ZOTES

Sunflower Seeds.

I could not get my tounge in her mouth, because my mouth was full of Zotes!!

by JiMi Mak January 20, 2009

Zoesexual

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur

Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*

by Molshroom March 1, 2021

Zoesexual

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"

random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit

by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021

Zoestamp

Word-Zoestamp
I am the founder of the compound word (Zoestamp) Zoe stamp is a tattoo that connect you to a individual business or a business full of business man with matching tattoos 💻 ,

Zoestamp😈Some underground scammers use tattoos to promote they business to let they clients know you are the legit person .
We use Zoe-stamps with entrepreneurship for example me and my business partners have matching tattoos/Zoestamp on our hand

They are apart of that org called Luminary Fours he have the matching tattoo/Zoestamp that the leader of luminary has on his left hand it’s a pretty nice Zoestamp one of the best i ever saw , I wanna be apart of that

by 04Leek April 24, 2023

zoesexual

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.

zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion

by wandasuprieme March 13, 2021

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

zotzsky

Going down on a girl not expecting anything else.

I pulled a Zotzsky last night.

by Zotzsky January 1, 2015