Zsateau 

An Awesome person who love pizza

Jelani: Hey Zsateau wanna get some pizza?
Zsateau: Yeah man i love pizza😍
Jelani: Yeah ik u do
Zsateau: Yeah pizza is great

Zsateau by Zsateau May 23, 2018

Zsateau 

The world's most amazing girlfriend in the entire world she is the best and I could never break up with zsateau I have undying love for her and it's never going away.

Zsateau is beautiful and I have undying love for her.

Zsateau by Fucker bitch January 7, 2019

Zsateau

The name Zsateau means a big headed person usually brown skin who likes pizza but also has a small penis . They have a dog who is also a big head as well but not as big as her and doesn’t dance like she does with her big headed self.

Oh WOW you like pizza too?! Your just like a “Zsateau”

Zsateau by Remorseful November 9, 2025