Sexiest man alive. Looks skinny, but is secretly jacked af. Incredible iq and cognitive power. Has never put any effort in life, yet somehow excels past anyone and everyone. Perfect in everyway. Turns people homosexual due to pure sexiness. A god among mortals.
Christian Mom: Son, why are you gay? Its against the rules of the bible!
Son: But Im not just gay, I love Zirak.
Christian Mom: Im so sorry son, I should have never doubted your judgement. Its time to abandon the church.
Son: But Im not just gay, I love Zirak.
Christian Mom: Im so sorry son, I should have never doubted your judgement. Its time to abandon the church.
by lostInSpace12 April 21, 2021
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A Zirk is a person that will do the right thing at the worst possible moment.
A friend that does not abandon, a friend that does not judge.
A person that will put the needs of a loved one, even before their own.
As with cheese and wine, a Zirk is beyond picky (and snobby) when it comes to choosing a mate/ or life partner.
But if you are lucky enough to be picked by a Zirk, never let him go.
If a Zirk were a color, he would be orange.
Unusual, bright and fascinating at times when you expect it the least.
A Zirk is a person that will do the right thing at the worst possible moment.
A friend that does not abandon, a friend that does not judge.
A person that will put the needs of a loved one, even before their own.
As with cheese and wine, a Zirk is beyond picky (and snobby) when it comes to choosing a mate/ or life partner.
But if you are lucky enough to be picked by a Zirk, never let him go.
If a Zirk were a color, he would be orange.
Unusual, bright and fascinating at times when you expect it the least.
by Dicci February 3, 2021
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by TanglingCharlie November 8, 2010
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Get the Brittany Ziarko mug.The sarcastic, mantis-like character from "Space Ghost." Sits a desk on "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" and is an asshole to Space Ghost at all times. Gets lasered a lot and never seems to die. Also appears on "The Brak Show."
Space Ghost: Maybe if we put a giant sattelite into orbit we can see into people's brains.
Zorak: That's a terrible idea.
Space Ghost: Shut up! *Laser Blast*
Zorak: *groans* ow.
Zorak: That's a terrible idea.
Space Ghost: Shut up! *Laser Blast*
Zorak: *groans* ow.
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