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v. to meet a girl and coerce her into a relationship, all in under 5 days
I'm gonna zirkle that chick in my Astronomy class bro.
Zirkle by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012
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a hairy person who is still sexy
Man that guy is zirkle
zirkle by tcl244225 May 3, 2008
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1. An Ethiopian nipple; One that is dried, cracked, barren, and overall unpleasant to the eye or whatsoever sensually.

2. Something dried, shriveled, and practically useless.
Example (1):
Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna hit that?

Guy 2: Hell naw! The girls got zirkles!

Example (2):
Girl: I'd do him, no lie.. but I heard he's of the "zirkle" variety.
Zirkle by R3D R()CK3T November 6, 2009

Zirkle Jerk 

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"
Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

Diamond Zirkle 

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.
Noun: 1)A mental and/or emotional state characterized by raving wisdom and debilitating inaction. 2)False enlightenment.
Studying philosophy and religion left him with nothing but misery and zerkler.
Zerkler by Fool October 13, 2003
Okay Zorkler, get zorngued!
zorkler by MichaelOdysseus June 25, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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