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A loyal friend. With patience beyond that of what any sane person would have.

A Zirk is a person that will do the right thing at the worst possible moment.

A friend that does not abandon, a friend that does not judge.

A person that will put the needs of a loved one, even before their own.

As with cheese and wine, a Zirk is beyond picky (and snobby) when it comes to choosing a mate/ or life partner.

But if you are lucky enough to be picked by a Zirk, never let him go.

If a Zirk were a color, he would be orange.

Unusual, bright and fascinating at times when you expect it the least.
I don’t know what I expected, but I definitely experienced a Zirk moment. I never saw it coming.
Zirk by Dicci February 3, 2021
Words you can keep
Princess Peach
Eyo you saw that Mario movies?
Yeah man talk about Zirk's boobs bruh Mario sure is lucky.
Bowser's even luckier.
Zirk by Zirking on April 16, 2021
Related Words
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when one takes advantage of another while he/she is drunk.

to zirk some one or the act of zirkinating
Damn, i cant believe i got zirked last night.

Did i get zirkinated last night ?

I'm just tryin to zirk some chicks tonight.
zirk by barry streeter September 26, 2010
Zirk is an unknown planet.
Zirk cannot be seen by any means known to mankind.
zirk by cruger- October 30, 2007

Zirk Out 

To leave a place with your car, usually quickly and causing a commotion
Everyone at the party heard Andrea zirk out
Zirk Out by Charlierrr January 4, 2009
A producer that was very big on the memphis underground scene from 1992-1998. Straight fucking fire
Man have you heard 2 thick by dj zirk? Shit slaps yo
dj zirk by caleb man June 2, 2021
v. to meet a girl and coerce her into a relationship, all in under 5 days
I'm gonna zirkle that chick in my Astronomy class bro.
Zirkle by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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