Zirkle
Zirkle by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012
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Zirkle
1. An Ethiopian nipple; One that is dried, cracked, barren, and overall unpleasant to the eye or whatsoever sensually.
2. Something dried, shriveled, and practically useless.
2. Something dried, shriveled, and practically useless.
Example (1):
Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna hit that?
Guy 2: Hell naw! The girls got zirkles!
Example (2):
Girl: I'd do him, no lie.. but I heard he's of the "zirkle" variety.
Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna hit that?
Guy 2: Hell naw! The girls got zirkles!
Example (2):
Girl: I'd do him, no lie.. but I heard he's of the "zirkle" variety.
Zirkle by R3D R()CK3T November 6, 2009
Zirkle Jerk
To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013
Diamond Zirkle
Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.
Diamond Zirkle by Anonymous54353 July 10, 2010
zorkler
zorkler by MichaelOdysseus June 25, 2019
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