Zirkle 

v. to meet a girl and coerce her into a relationship, all in under 5 days

I'm gonna zirkle that chick in my Astronomy class bro.

Zirkle by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012

zirkle 

a hairy person who is still sexy

Man that guy is zirkle

zirkle by tcl244225 May 3, 2008

Zirkle 

1. An Ethiopian nipple; One that is dried, cracked, barren, and overall unpleasant to the eye or whatsoever sensually.

2. Something dried, shriveled, and practically useless.

Example (1):
Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna hit that?

Guy 2: Hell naw! The girls got zirkles!

Example (2):
Girl: I'd do him, no lie.. but I heard he's of the "zirkle" variety.

Zirkle by R3D R()CK3T November 6, 2009

Zirkle Jerk 

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

Diamond Zirkle 

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.

Diamond Zirkle, she is a mega bitch.

Diamond Zirkle by Anonymous54353 July 10, 2010

Zerkler

Noun: 1)A mental and/or emotional state characterized by raving wisdom and debilitating inaction. 2)False enlightenment.

Studying philosophy and religion left him with nothing but misery and zerkler.

Zerkler by Fool October 13, 2003

zorkler 

It's like a hammerhead

Okay Zorkler, get zorngued!

zorkler by MichaelOdysseus June 25, 2019