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zingleberry 

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ZEBRA anal hairs, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts. Compared to human dingleberries, zingleberries are much larger and usually lead to serious health complications with the Zebra.
Gurt: Yo your zebra has a dingleberry!
Yo: I think you mean my zebra has a zingleberry.
Yogurt: Yo.
zingleberry by berryfinder May 2, 2025
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dingleberry fiesta 

An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.
"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."

Dingleberry sniffer 

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.
"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone
Dingleberry sniffer by GMGN April 21, 2020

Dingleberry El Grande 

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

Dingleberry Kush 

An instance when one eats a large quantity of marijuana-filled edibles and farts directly into his/her partner's mouth. The partner proceeds to inhale the fart, causing her to get "high".
Man, Barbara is so high, she hit Marvin's Dingleberry Kush.